do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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