i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You're earring is so big in my mouth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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