This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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