It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
The ass gains better be worth it
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