There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
