i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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