Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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