I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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