But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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