erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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