matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I need moral support for this bender
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just want nice things and good sex
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize