so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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