I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
