i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize