Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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