So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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