I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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