You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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