unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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