Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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