i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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