I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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