Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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