someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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