help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she told me i tasted like america
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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