I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
only if we run a train.
done.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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