I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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