That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i dont even know how to be here
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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