Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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