Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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