I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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