I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
