Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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