4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
