Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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