I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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