This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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