We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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