I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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