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Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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