I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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