I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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