How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
