So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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