champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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