I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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