at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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