Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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