wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
