Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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