So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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