I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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