god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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