I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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