Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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