never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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