Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I cut my penus on the lid.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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