How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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