i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i now understand why vodka
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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