You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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