All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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