i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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